How come…if you read the newspaper before you go to work in the morning, you will be considered enlightened, well-read, up-to-date and well-informed, but if you spend half an hour reading the internet in the morning you will be considered weird?
How come if you walk down the street whistling, you'll be considered a happy-go-lucky type with not a care in the world, but if you walk down the street humming, or even worse, singing, everyone would think you've just escaped from somewhere?
I'm sure I have some more of these. But my ageing memory has put a stop to them being reproduced here. More soon…
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