POLITICS. POSH BASTARDS WIN.

This is a very short blog entry. It is saying one thing. (If you’re not British stop reading now because it doesn’t concern you.)

Here it is:

IF YOU VOTED LABOUR LAST TIME, BUT VOTED LIBERAL THIS TIME, THEN YOU, YES FUCKING YOU! VOTED THE TORIES IN! IF YOU THINK IT WAS SHIT UNDER LABOUR (IT WASN’T – WE’VE HAD THE MOST PROSPEROUS TEN YEARS OUT OF THE LAST 3 DECADES) WATCH HOW FUCKING SHIT IT WILL BE UNDER THE POSH FUCKING TORIES.

AND NO I WON’T STOP FUCKING SHOUTING!

YOU DIDN’T LIKE IRAQ? WILL THE TORIES BE MORE OR LESS WAR-MONGERING?

[ASSUME WHINEY VOICE] “YEAH BUT I VOTED LIBERAL”

YOU VOTED THE FUCKING TORIES IN IS WHAT YOU DONE DID.

DON’T SAY WE DIDN’T FUCKING WARN YOU.

AND YES, I AM MOTHER-FUCKING ANGRY ABOUT THIS.

General Erection (Lame Joke Serious Event)

My predictions = Posh Tories - 260 | Grumpy Lefties 204 | Like Biscuits LibDems 150 odd | with 'Others' getting the rest.

Here's why...

I think the Conservatives will win it. Labour will be second. Many are saying it’ll be a close run thing between them and the LibDems for second, but I don’t think so – too many people vote Labour out of tradition and always will, and traditional Tory voters won’t switch either. It will be a hung parliament, with Labour being a huge second.

Why will the Tories win it? Well, many voters are disillusioned with New Labour, and many have been pushed to the right a little as they don’t like the waves of immigration. That’s up to them. This, and this single policy alone, is why I think the Conservatives will win it. Yup, racism! Except it isn’t racism is it? Poles, for example, are the same race as us. And by us I mean white Britons. Man, this is such a tricky subject to talk about – probably why it doesn’t get much airspace on national TV, as no-one wants to have the ‘racist card’ played against them. Anyway, I think the Tories will win it due to this simple fact, they are seen as tougher on immigration then Labour.

The LibDems will do a lot better than last time, because Labour voters, disillusioned under New Labour (the idiots), will vote LibDem before voting Tory, as they see the Tories as too posh, and their mates wouldn’t like it, but LibDem? Well, they’re kind of middle class but OK, aren’t they? They’re not racist anyway, so put those cards away. The traditionalist Labour voters won’t, though, especially the hardcore working classes, which means they will also falter.

So I looks like the fucking posh bastard Tories will get in, because those who wanted a left-wing government in the first place won’t vote for that left-wing government to stay in place, because they’re not happy about Iraq, or the price of biscuits, or some other fucking thing, which means the left-wingers will cut of their noses to spite their faces and their vote will be split between the LibDems and Labour, allowing the posh right wing c**ts in. Rah rah rah! At the 2001 election, I shared an abode with a very left wing chap, who campaigned for Labour to get in. Within three months he was campaigning to get them out again, over something he disagreed with! THREE MONTHS LATER!! This is political types all over, i.e. “This week I’m angry about something, next week I WILL be angry about something else. Nothing is ever right. Everything must change. Now! Anger anger anger!!” Well, we’re getting that change now thanks to these people. Remember, it’s a TWO HORSE RACE. People wanted fox hunting banned. It’s banned. Would the Tories have banned it? Would the Tories be less belligerent and war-mongering than Labour? I reckon we are about to find out, and we’re finding out because left wing voters can’t stick to their fucking guns if they don’t agree with every single policy the government makes. They don’t seem to realize that New Labour out only has one outcome – Tories in!!!