This Gay Marriage Thing

  Just to settle the nerves of any family members who might be reading, I’m not gay. I may as well be with amount of action I get, but I’m actually not. I know some gay people though, and have at least one good friend who is gay, (Hi Doctor!) and quite frankly, I don’t give a fuck what sexuality anyone is (with the obvious exception of child molesters, who should seek help). However, I just can’t understand why people need to protest and demonstrate about gay people and gay marriages. What the hell are they doing?
 

Let’s get one thing straight right now. Sexuality, that is, what we are sexually attracted to, is NOT a choice. Some people like fucking cars, that’s up to them. Really, they do, it’s called mechanophilia (piss off spellcheck that is a real word). My point is, they didn’t CHOOSE to be attracted to cars, any more than you or I ‘chose’ what we are attracted to. If you disagree with this, you are a fucking moron. Really, a fucking moron. Go take a big flying fuck to yourself, because, as I already iterated, you’re a fucking moron if you think you ‘chose’ your sexuality or if anyone does. Sure, you can choose whether to act on it, but that’s different. Anyway, some people just like fucking cars. Can’t see the attraction myself. I love cars, but have never seen one I wanted to bone.

“God Hates Fags”

There’s no doubt that there’s a strong element of religiosity amongst homo-haters. “The bible says this” etc. etc. Honestly. Fuck off. The bible says a lot of things. I saw a story online today where one guy is arguing that gay people will go to hell but fat (straight) people won’t, because they’re straight. I’m no theologist, but I am 100% fucking certain that gluttony is considered a sin. Fat fuckers. OBESITY is a fucking choice by the way. Get some exercise.

So, gay marriage then? Admittedly, it does seem culturally a little strange – but remember we have had thousands of years of ‘normality’ and that’s gonna take some undoing, but I personally am all in favour of it. If two people love each other, and remember that marriage has legal consequences too - such as inheritance and tax - then they should be able to do whatever they want. Remember, gay people have no choice about being gay (if don’t think is true you are a moron, see above), and should be afforded equality, just the same as anyone else.

In short, if you are an overly religious gay-hater who thinks all homosexuals are going to hell, then you’re a fucking idiot. kthxbi.